Best Selling Emo Kid Pillows

You're never too old to be emo, right? Show your age with pride with this design meant for people who don't let time take the emo out of them.

This dad loves to cry while dancing and singing about it in a sweaty moshing crowd. Keep the emo scene going with this funny Emo Daddy Design!

This 4th of July get Patriotic! at the Cookout, with this, "Red, White, And Emo" emo Merica design! Perfect for an emo kid celebrating Independence Day and being cool at the cookout.

If your plants are looking a little distressed and emotional, or you relate to a lone struggling aloe vera plant just vibing on some sad feels, this design is for you!

You're not just any kind of emo, ya know? You're like.... idk, emo, but in a gerard way, you know? Get some laughs and cries with this terrible emo pun.

The emo never died, just my hopes and dreams. Show off your emotional side with this "Still Emo" design. Perfect for loving emo music, pop punk rival and being in your feelings.

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Emu-tionally unavailable? no, this emu is down with the sickness, listens to My Chemical Romances exclusively, shops Hot Topic chokers, and has the signature emo flow. This emu crossed out the "u", and will further be know only as "the emo-est bird of all birds," they say as their eyeliner runs down their cheek, tears in their eyes...

If you prefers felines over kids then this design is for you! Cats are far superior to human children. They are self-sufficient, small, agile, great hunters, they have night vision, and they are coated in a luscious coat of soft hair. Perfect for anyone who never wants to have kids!

Yes I Am An Adult & Yes I'm Still Emo. It's miserable at best. Give lil emos something to look forward to with this funny emo pride design.

Trying to have a hot goth summer, but don't want those disgust rays of sunlight to melt you? One problem, An Emo In The Sun Has No Fun. Use sunscreen and introvert powers to protect from UV rays and feelings.

Ah yes, it's a dilemma. You're emo, but you're also sad... and you're sad, but you're also emo. You are who you are, and you're just having a time, like all the time. That's alright, and you can let others know with a bit of dark humor that you're emo and sad with this emo pillow!

Ah yes, it's a dilemma. You're emo, but you're also sad... and you're sad, but you're also emo. You are who you are, and you're just having a time, like all the time. That's alright, and you can let others know with a bit of dark humor that you're emo and sad with this emo pillow!

Are you emotional for the Holidays? Feel your inner emo fantasy with this festive pattern!

This one's for those that think flowers don't reach their full potential until they're wilting and dead. Sometimes there's beauty in the morose.

Proud Father of a Freaking Awesome Kid (who coincidentally bought me this). Give your dad the gift that keeps on giving (not counting yourself, of course).

What's that? Oh yea, I'm totally straight. TOTES. 100% Per-cent gen-u-ine heterosexual. (Pssssst-- just kidding.) If you're gay as hell and not shy about it, this may be the design for you. Grab this cute LGBT pride pillow today, and put a little more bass in your walk.

It's Mothers day and I gotta show my love for my kids!! Show some love for baby goats with this cute pun!

Jesus was breathtaking. He looked exactly like this and starred in multiple hollywood films. Get some laughs with this funny "I'mma tell my kids" meme featuring everyone's favorite messiah, Keanu!

Transgender rights are human rights and they are being put at stake! Fight against trans discrimination and fight for transgender protection, especially for trans youth in schools! Resist with this lgbtqia, trans pride, protest, anti-trump shirt!

The whole one island per console thing really does leave parents in a state of chaos. Pay off debt, clean up the mess your kids make, and pray to nook they don't mess up your island projects with this funny parody design!

Dear Naps, I'm sorry I was a jerk to you as a kid. Now that you're an adult and never have time to sleep, you wish you could take back your naps! Fight the pressures of being an adult and cuddle up with this cute and funny, nap pillow.

I'm only wishing for one thing this Christmas and it isn't you. What I really want is a lot of really nice Wine. So, don't let anyone get your hopes up that you're a hopeless romantic this year for Christmas. Show it when you're out wine tasting, at the bar or on a date with this "All I Want For Christmas Is You (Just Kidding Give Me Wine)" pillow design.

I'm only wishing for one thing this Christmas and it isn't you. What I really want is a lot of really nice Wine. So, don't let anyone get your hopes up that you're a hopeless romantic this year for Christmas. Show it when you're out wine tasting, at the bar or on a date with this "All I Want For Christmas Is You (Just Kidding Give Me Wine)" pillow design.

For the emo kids, a new year just means new tears. whether the new year is coming or going, it's always an emotional time. Don't worry, emo kid, you'll carry on.

I'm just a plant and life is a nightmare. I might not get watered very much but that doesn't mean I don't have enough liquids in storage to shed a few tears.

Everyone knows that black eyeliner makes everyone 100% hotter and 100% more badass. Show off your love of black eyeliner and all of it's wide applications with this design inspired by tattoos, emo kids, and goths.

What? don't tell me that's not what YOU do with your spare time! What else is there to life? You should give it a try, it's GREAT.

Roses are red, my oceans are blue, I'm really dying here because of you :( Looking at you, capitalists. No amount of recycling done by citizens is going to reverse the damage done by your ego.

Not again! Sometimes it's hard NOT to think about the emotional turmoil that effects our worlds on a day to day basis. Normally we choose to live with it, but some days are more difficult than the rest.

Not again! Sometimes it's hard NOT to think about the emotional turmoil that effects our worlds on a day to day basis. Normally we choose to live with it, but some days are more difficult than the rest.